The Joke Book

Last week I took Ava to Bookmans, a local used bookstore, while Erin was at a friends house.  She wanted to go for one reason and one reason only... to get a joke book.  You see Erin has this natural humor that everyone seems to pick up on immediately so Ava decided to acquire a few jokes of her own.  I thought with one kid gone and one with her nose in a book that I might get some things done but I ended up being the recipient of all jokes for two hours.  I must have responded "whose there?" six dozen times. 

Here are a few highlights.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf.  Dat's why I dawk dis way.

One more

How do ballerinas get into the city?
By tutu train.

I grabbed some American Girl books, Anne of Green Gables (which I have not read) and one more that has been on my list of books to read.  Summer is almost over for us but I'm going to squeeze in as many books as I can before I go back to work.